This is possibly the greatest thing I have seen on the internet.
"I am 12 and what is this" - Peter Capaldi’s first line as The Doctor
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.
IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL
furret for cutest attack
you get ‘em buddy
instead of stiffness and random anxiety side effects
my neck gets
okay just hear me out
gets BACK TO NORMAL
I know its a little early but
Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom
I don’t think Florida’s even a real place anymore.
Oh, wait, it’s winter everywhere else? I thought someone had just hit the reset button on summer after that ONE cool week last month.
this will never not be funny.
THE LAMP THOUGH
the mouse is evil though
they’ll be like
what why doesnt this work
then theyll check
and nic is just there